Tuesday 17 January 2012

Some lighthearted stuff to share and make the journey lighter.

Welcome my brothers and sisters to a new day. How about together we give thanks that we have it by embracing it completely. My love goes out to you all.

Nowadays, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it proberbly isn`t a duck at all, but only something someone wants you to believe is a duck. Maybe thats why they`re called decoys.
                                                                                       Christopher Toussaint

God, grant me patience, NOW!
                            
God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.

If you cant swim, dont blame the water.
                                            P.G.Kimble

I no longer despair at being alone. I can now rejoice at being alone with God.
                                                                                 P.G.Kimble
Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up.

Hmmm above line was a bit humourous, how about below? You decide.

... A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch."

*** A termite walked into a bar and said, "where`s the bar tender?"

  If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If a man speaks and there`s no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

God grant me chastity, but not now.
                                          Saint Augustine. (well that one suprised me. Maybe it goes to show that saints can have a sense of humour!)   ttfn my brothers and sisters.

Your Bro Peter                                      

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